I put on a leather skirt and walked through the field brushing my hand against the ears of wheat with the Hans Zimmerman soundtrack playing away in my mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMD5gS7s3OU&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
The police eventually let me go after the farmer had me arrested!!
According to ye olde wise man of Chinley, Mr James Manson, this is not wheat!
ReplyDeleteIt's barley!?
I am truly sorry for misguiding anyone & will check with Jamie before making any similar schoolboy errors! ;-)
Sorry again! Neil x